Cockney Rhyming Slang: SLANG to ENGLISH

A

Abergavenny ............................. Penny
Ace Of Spades ........................... AIDS
Acker Bilk .............................. Milk
Adam And Eve ............................ Believe
Adam And The Ants ....................... Pants
Airs And Graces ......................... Braces
Airs And Graces ......................... Faces
Airs And Graces ......................... Races
Alan Minter ............................. Splinter
Alan Whickers ........................... Knickers
Alderman's Nail ......................... Tail
All Afloat .............................. Coat
All Time Loser .......................... Boozer (Heavy Drinker)
Allan Border ............................ Out Of Order
Alligator ............................... Later
Almond Rock ............................. Frock
Almond Rocks ............................ Socks
Andy Cain ............................... Rain
Andy McNab .............................. Cab (Taxi)
Anna Maria .............................. Fire
Apple Core .............................. Score (Twenty Pounds)
Apple Fritter ........................... Bitter (Beer)
Apples And Pears ........................ Stairs
April Fool .............................. Stool
April Fool .............................. Tool
April Fools ............................. Football Pools
April Showers ........................... Flowers
Aristotle ............................... Bottle
Army And Navy ........................... Gravy
Artful Dodger ........................... Lodger
Arthur Ashe ............................. Cash
Arthur Scargill ......................... Gargle (Drink)
Ascot Races ............................. Braces
Ash And Oaks ............................ Smokes (Cigarettes)
Auntie Ella ............................. Umbrella
Auntie Nellie ........................... Belly
Ave Maria ............................... Fire
Ayrton Senna ............................ Tenner (Ten Pound Note)

B

Baa Lamb ................................ Tram
Babbling Brook .......................... Cook
Babbling Brook .......................... Crook (Criminal)
Baby Giraffe ............................ Half (A Pint)
Bacardi Breezer ......................... Geezer
Bacon And Eggs .......................... Legs
Baked Potato ............................ Later
Ball Of Chalk ........................... Walk
Balloon Car ............................. Saloon Bar
Band Of Hope ............................ Soap
Bangers And Mash ........................ Cash
Barn Owl ................................ Row (Quarrel)
Barnaby Rudge ........................... Judge
Barnet Fair ............................. Hair
Barney Rubble ........................... Trouble
Basil Fawlty ............................ Balti
Basin Of Gravy .......................... Baby
Bat And Wicket .......................... Ticket
Bath Bun ................................ Son
Bath Bun ................................ Sun
Battle Cruiser .......................... Boozer (Bar)
Battle Of Waterloo ...................... Stew
Bear's Paw .............................. Saw
Beechams Pill ........................... Bill (Statement)
Beechams Pill ........................... Still
Bees And Honey .......................... Money
Beetles And Ants ........................ Underpants
Beggar Boy's Ass ........................ Bass
Beggar-My-Neighbour ..................... Labour
Bended Knees ............................ Cheese
Bengal Lancer ........................... Chancer
Barry McGuigan .......................... Big 'Un (Big One)
Big Ben ................................. Ten
Big Dippers ............................. Slippers
Billy Goat .............................. Coat
Bird Lime ............................... Time
Biscuits And Cheese ..................... Knees
Bladder Of Lard ......................... Card
Bo-Peep ................................. Sleep
Boat Race ............................... Face
Bob Hope ................................ Soap
Bob Squash .............................. Wash
Bobby Moore ............................. Score (Twenty Pounds)
Bobby Moore ............................. Sure
Bonney Fair ............................. Hair
Bonnie And Clyde ........................ Snide
Boracic Lint ............................ Skint
Borrow And Beg .......................... Egg
Botany Bay .............................. Run Away
Bottle And Glass ........................ Class
Bottle And Stopper ...................... Copper (Police)
Bottle Of Cola .......................... Bowler
Bottle Of Glue .......................... Two
Bottle Of Porter ........................ Daughter
Bottle Of Sauce ......................... Horse
Bottle Of Scotch ........................ Wrist Watch
Bow And Arrow ........................... Barrow
Bow And Arrow ........................... Sparrow
Box Of Toys ............................. Noise
Brass Band .............................. Hand
Brass Nail .............................. Tail (Prostitute)
Brass Tacks ............................. Facts
Bread And Butter ........................ Gutter
Bread And Cheese ........................ Sneeze
Bread And Honey ......................... Money
Bricks And Mortar ....................... Daughter
Bright And Breezy ....................... Easy
Briney Marlin ........................... Darling
Britney Spears .......................... Beers
Brixton Riot ............................ Diet
Brothers And Sisters .................... Whiskers
Brown Bread ............................. Dead
Brown Hat ............................... Cat
Brussel Sprouts ......................... Scouts
Bubble And Squeak ....................... Beak
Bubble And Squeak ....................... Greek
Bubble And Squeak ....................... Week
Bucket And Pail ......................... Jail
Buddy Holly ............................. Volley
Bugs Bunny .............................. Money
Bull And Cow ............................ Row (Quarrel)
Bullock's Horn .......................... Pawn (In-Pawn)
Burnt Cinder ............................ Window
Burton On Trent ......................... Rent
Bushel And Peck ......................... Neck
Bushey Park ............................. Joke
Bushey Park ............................. Lark
Buster Keaton ........................... Meeting
Butcher's Hook .......................... Look

C

Cab Rank ................................ Bank
Cain And Abel ........................... Table
Calvin Klein ............................ Fine
Can Of Oil .............................. Boil
Canal Boat .............................. Tote
Cape Of Good Hope ....................... Soap
Captain Cook ............................ Book
Captain Hook ............................ Book
Cash And Carry-ed ....................... Married
Cat And Cages ........................... Wages
Cat And Mouse ........................... House
Cellarflap .............................. Tap (Ask For A Loan)
Chalfont St. Giles ...................... Piles (Haemorrhoids)
Chalk Farm .............................. Arm
Charles Fox ............................. Box
Charlie Chan ............................ Tan
Charlie Prescot ......................... Waistcoat
Charlie Pride ........................... Ride
Chas And Dave ........................... Shave
Cheerful Giver .......................... Liver
Cheese And Kisses ....................... Missus
Cheltenham Bold ......................... Cold
Cherry Hog .............................. Dog
Cherry Ripe ............................. Pipe
Chevy Chase ............................. Face
Chew The Fat ............................ Chat
Chicken And Rice ........................ Nice
China Plate ............................. Mate (Friend)
Chipmunks ............................... Trunks
Chocolate Fudge ......................... Judge
Chopsticks .............................. Six
Christian Slater ........................ Later
Christmas Eve ........................... Believe
Cilla Black ............................. Back
Claires Raynors ......................... Trainers
Clever Mike ............................. Bike
Clickety Click .......................... Sixty-Six
Clothes Peg ............................. Egg
Coalheaver (From Giver) ................. Penny
Coals And Coke .......................... Broke (Financially Ruined)
Coat And Badge .......................... Cadge (Borrow)
Cock And Hen ............................ Ten
Cock Linnet ............................. Minute
Cock Sparrow ............................ Barrow
Cockroach ............................... Coach
Conan Doyle ............................. Boil
Country Cousin .......................... Dozen
Cow's Calf .............................. Half (Fifty Pence)
Cream Cookies ........................... Bookies (Bookmakers)
Cream Cracker-ed ........................ Knackered
Crust Of Bread .......................... Head
Cuddle And Kiss ......................... Miss
Currant Bun ............................. Nun
Currant Bun ............................. Son
Currant Bun ............................. Sun
Currant Cake-y .......................... Shaky
Custard And Jelly ....................... Telly (Television)
Cuts And Scratches ...................... Matches

D

Daff-A-Down Dilly ....................... Silly
Daft And Barmy .......................... Army
Daily Mail .............................. Tale
Daisy Roots ............................. Boots
Dancing Fleas ........................... Keys
Danny La Rue ............................ Clue
Danny Marr .............................. Car (Esp. Flash One)
Darky Cox ............................... Box
David Gower ............................. Shower
Day And Night ........................... Light (Ale)
Day's Dawning ........................... Morning
Deep Sea Diver .......................... Fiver (Five Pound Note)
Derby Kelly ............................. Belly
Derry And Tom ........................... Bomb
Dick Emery .............................. Memory
Dickory Dock ............................ Clock
Dicky Bird .............................. Word
Dicky Dirt .............................. Shirt
Dig In The Grave ........................ Shave
Ding Dong ............................... Song
Ding Dong Bell .......................... Hell
Dinky Doo ............................... Twenty-Two
Dixie Deans ............................. Jeans
Do As You Like-y ........................ Pikey
Do Me Good .............................. Wood
Doctor Crippen .......................... Dripping
Dog And Bone ............................ Telephone
Donald Duck ............................. Luck
Donkey's Ears ........................... Years
Door To Door ............................ Four
Doris Day ............................... Gay (Homosexual)
Dot And Dash ............................ Moustache
Doug McClure ............................ Whore
Down The Drains ......................... Brains
Dribs And Drabs ......................... Crabs
Drum And Fife ........................... Knife
Drummond And Roce ....................... Knife And Fork
Duchess Of Fife ......................... Wife
Duck And Dive ........................... Hide
Dudley Moores ........................... Sores
Duke Of Argyles ......................... Piles (Haemorrhoids)
Duke Of Kent ............................ Rent
Duke Of York ............................ Chalk
Duke Of York ............................ Cork
Dunlop Tyre ............................. Liar
Dustbin Lid ............................. Kid (Child)

E

Early Doors ............................. Drawers (Pair Of)
Early Hours ............................. Flowers
Earwig .................................. Twig (Understand)
East And West ........................... Vest
Eddie Grundies .......................... Undies (Underwear)
Eighteen Pence .......................... Sense
Elephant And Castle ..................... Parcel
Elephant's Trunk ........................ Drunk (Inebriated)
Elsie Tanner ............................ Spanner
Emma Freuds ............................. Haemorrhoids
Engineers And Stokers ................... Brokers
Ernie Marsh ............................. Grass

F

Fanny Craddock .......................... Haddock
Far East ................................ Priest
Farmer Giles ............................ Piles (Haemorrhoids)
Fat Boy Slim ............................ Gym
Feather And Flip ........................ Kip (Sleep)
Field Of Wheat .......................... Street
Fine And Dandy .......................... Brandy
Finger And Thumb ........................ Rum
Fish Hook ............................... Book
Fisherman's Daughter .................... Water
Five To Two ............................. Jew
Flounder And Dab ........................ Cab (Taxi)
Flowery Dell ............................ Cell (Prison)
Fly-By-Nights ........................... Tights
Fore And Aft ............................ Daft
Fork And Knife .......................... Wife
Forsyte Saga ............................ Lager
Four By Two ............................. Jew
Frank Bough ............................. Off
Fridge Freezer .......................... Geezer (Man)
Frog And Toad ........................... Road
Frying Pan .............................. Old Man (Husband)

G

Garden Gate ............................. Magistrate
Garden Gate ............................. Mate (Friend)
Gary Ablett ............................. Tablet
Gates Of Rome ........................... Home
Gay And Frisky .......................... Whisky
Geoff Hurst ............................. Thirst
George Raft ............................. Draft
George Raft ............................. Draught
German Band ............................. Hand
Gertie Gitana ........................... Banana
Gianluca Vialli ......................... Charlie (Cocaine)
Ginger Beer ............................. Engineer
Gipsy's Warning ......................... Morning
Giraffe ................................. Laugh
Glasgow Ranger .......................... Stranger
God Forbid .............................. Kid (Child)
Gold Watch .............................. Scotch
Goose's Neck ............................ Cheque
Gooseberry Pudding ...................... Woman
Gordon And Gotch ........................ Wrist Watch
Grass In The Park ....................... Nark
Grasshopper ............................. Copper (Police)
Green Gage .............................. Wage
Greengages .............................. Wages
Gregory Peck ............................ Cheque
Gregory Peck ............................ Neck
Grey Mare ............................... Fare

H

Ha'penny Dip ............................ Ship
Hackney Marsh ........................... Glass
Haddock And Bloater ..................... Motor
Hairy Muff .............................. Fair Enough
Half A Gross ............................ Dose
Half Inch ............................... Pinch (To Steal)
Ham And Cheesy .......................... Easy
Ham And Eggs ............................ Legs
Ham Shank ............................... Yanks
Hammer And Tack ......................... Back
Hampstead Heath ......................... Teeth
Hank Marvin ............................. Starving
Harold Wilsons .......................... Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches)
Harpers And Queens ...................... Jeans
Harry Dash .............................. Flash
Harry Lime .............................. Time
Harry Lin ............................... Chin
Harry Randall ........................... Candle
Harry Tate .............................. Eight
Harry Tate .............................. State (Condition, Esp. Poor)
Harry Wragg ............................. Fag (Cigarette)
Harvey Nichol ........................... Pickle
Hatti Jacques ........................... Shakes
Heap Of Coke ............................ Bloke
Hearts Of Oak ........................... Broke (Financially Ruined)
Hedge And Ditch ......................... Pitch (Stall Or Stand)
Henry Moore ............................. Door
Herring And Kipper ...................... Stripper
Hey Diddle Diddle ....................... Fiddle
Highland Fling .......................... Ring
Hillman Hunters ......................... Punters
Hit And Miss ............................ Kiss
Hobson's Choice ......................... Voice
Holloa Boys Holloa ...................... Collar
Holy Friar .............................. Liar
Holy Ghost .............................. Toast
Horse And Cart .......................... Heart
Hot Cross Bun ........................... Nun
Hot Potato .............................. Waiter
House To Let ............................ Bet
Housemaid's Knee ........................ Sea
How Do You Do ........................... Shoe
How's Your Father ....................... Lather

I

I Suppose ............................... Nose
I'm Afloat .............................. Overcoat
Ice-Cream Freezer ....................... Geezer
In And Out .............................. Gout
In The Nude ............................. Food
Inky Smudge ............................. Judge
Insects And Ants ........................ Underpants
Irish Jig ............................... Wig
Irish Rose .............................. Nose
Iron Horse .............................. Toss
Iron Tank ............................... Bank
Isle Of Wight ........................... Light
Isle Of Wight ........................... Right
Itch And Scratch ........................ Match
Ivory Band .............................. Hand

J

J. Arthur Rank .......................... Bank
Jack And Jill ........................... Bill (Statement)
Jack And Jill ........................... Hill
Jack And Jill ........................... Pill
Jack And Jill ........................... Till
Jack Jones .............................. Alone
Jack Jones .............................. Own (Alone)
Jack Tar ................................ Bar (Pub)
Jack The Dandy .......................... Brandy
Jack The Ripper ......................... Kipper
Jack's Alive ............................ Five
Jackanory ............................... Story (Lie)
Jackdaw ................................. Jaw
Jackdaw And Rook ........................ Book
Jah Rule ................................ School
Jakki Brambles .......................... Shambles
Jam Jar ................................. Car
Jam Tart ................................ Heart
Jam Tarts ............................... Sweethearts
James Fox ............................... Box
Jenny Lee ............................... Flea
Jenny Lee ............................... Key
Jeremiah ................................ Fire
Jerry O'Gorman .......................... Mormon
Jim Skinner ............................. Dinner
Jimmy O'Goblin .......................... Sovereign
Jimmy Riddle ............................ Piddle
Joanna .................................. Piano
Joe Baxi ................................ Taxi
Joe Blake ............................... Steak
Joe Brown ............................... Town
Joe Hook ................................ Book
Joe Rook ................................ Crook (Criminal)
John Cleese ............................. Cheese
John Hop ................................ Cop (Police)
John Major .............................. Wager
John Skinner ............................ Dinner
Johnnie Rutter .......................... Butter
Johnny Horner ........................... Corner
Jumping Jack ............................ Back

K

Kate And Sydney ......................... Steak And Kidney
Kate Karney ............................. Army
Kate Moss-ed ............................ Lost
Ken Dodd ................................ Wad
Ken Smee ................................ Pee
Kettle On The Hob ....................... Fob (Watch)
Khyber Pass ............................. Glass
Kick And Prance ......................... Dance
Kidney Punch ............................ Lunch
Kilkenny ................................ Penny
King Death .............................. Breath
King Lears .............................. Ears
Kippers ................................. Slippers

L

La-Di-Da ................................ Cigar
La-Di-Da ................................ Star
Lady Godiva ............................. Fiver (Five Pound Note)
Laugh And Titter ........................ Bitter (Beer)
Left In The Lurch ....................... Church
Lemon And Lime .......................... Crime
Lemon Squeezy ........................... Easy
Lemon Squeezer .......................... Geezer
Lemonade ................................ Spade
Leo Sayer ............................... All-Dayer (Drinking Session)
Lester Piggot ........................... Bigot
Light And Dark .......................... Park
Lilley And Skinner ...................... Beginner
Lilley And Skinner ...................... Dinner
Lillian Gish ............................ Fish
Linen Draper ............................ Newspaper
Lion's Lair ............................. Chair
Lionel Bart ............................. Tart
Lionel Blairs ........................... Flares (Wide Trousers)
Loaf Of Bread ........................... Head
Lollipop ................................ Shop
Longers And Lingers ..................... Fingers
Loop The Loop ........................... Soup
Lord Lovell ............................. Shovel
Lord Mayor .............................. Swear
Lord Of The Manor ....................... Tanner (Sixpence)
Lousy Brown ............................. Crown
Love And Kisses ......................... Missus
Lucy Locket ............................. Pocket
Lump Of Lead ............................ Head

M

Macaroni ................................ Pony (Twenty-Five Pounds)
Mae West ................................ Best
Major Loda .............................. Soda
Major Stevens ........................... Evens (Fifty-Fifty Bet)
Man On The Moon ......................... Spoon
Mangle And Wringer ...................... Singer
Marbles And Conkers ..................... Bonkers (Mad)
Master McGrath .......................... Bra
Me And You .............................. Menu
Merlyn Rees ............................. Piece (Lunch)
Merryheart .............................. Tart
Metric Miles ............................ Piles (Haemorrhoids)
Mickey Mouse ............................ House
Mickey Mouse ............................ Scouse (Liverpudlian)
Micro Chip .............................. Nip
Mince Pies .............................. Eyes
Moby Dick ............................... Sick
Molly O'Morgan .......................... Organ
Monkey's Tail ........................... Nail
Morecambe And Wise ...................... Flies
Mork And Mindy .......................... Windy
Mortar And Trowel ....................... Towel
Mother Hubbard .......................... Cupboard
Mother Of Pearl ......................... Girl
Mother's Ruin ........................... Gin
Mozambique .............................. Keek
Mrs. Duckett ............................ Bucket
Mrs. Chant .............................. Aunt
Mum And Dad ............................. Mad
Mutt And Jeff ........................... Deaf
Mutter And Stutter ...................... Butter
Mystic Megs ............................. Legs

N

Nails And Tacks ......................... Fax
Nanny Goat .............................. Boat
Nanny Goat .............................. Coat
Nanny Goat .............................. Throat
Near And Far ............................ Bar (Pub)
Ned Kelly ............................... Telly (Television)
Needle And Pin .......................... Gin
Nelson Eddy's ........................... Readies (Ready Money)
Nelson Mandelas ......................... Stellas (Beers)
Nervo And Knox .......................... Box
Nervo And Knox .......................... Pox
Nervous Wreck ........................... Cheque
Newgate Gaol ............................ Tale
Newington Butts ......................... Guts
Nightboat To Cairo ...................... Giro
Noah's Ark .............................. Lark
Noah's Ark .............................. Nark
Noah's Ark .............................. Park
Nobby Stiles ............................ Piles (Haemorrhoids)
North And South ......................... Mouth
Nuclear Sub ............................. Pub
Nuremberg Trials ........................ Piles (Haemorrhoids)
Nutmegs ................................. Legs

O

Obadiah ................................. Fire
Ocean Pearl ............................. Girl
Ocean Wave .............................. Shave
Oedipus Rex ............................. Sex
Oily Rag ................................ Fag (Cigarette)
Oliver Twist ............................ Fist
On The Floor ............................ Poor
Once A Week ............................. Cheek
One And The Other ....................... Brother
One Time Looker ......................... Hooker
Ones And Twos ........................... Shoes
Oscar Asche ............................. Cash
Oxford Scholar .......................... Dollar (Five Shillings)
Oxo Cube ................................ Tube (Underground Railway)

P

Paraffin Lamp ........................... Tramp
Pat And Mick ............................ Sick
Pat Malone .............................. Alone
Pat Malone .............................. Own (Alone)
Pear Halved ............................. Starved
Peas In The Pot ......................... Hot
Peckham Rye ............................. Tie
Pen And Ink ............................. Stink
Penny-A-Pound ........................... Ground
Pete Tong ............................... Wrong
Peter Pan ............................... Can (Prison or Wall Safe)
Piccadilly Percy ........................ Mercy
Piccolo And Flute ....................... Suit
Pick And Mix ............................ Sticks (Countryside)
Pie And Mash ............................ Flash
Pig's Ear ............................... Beer
Pimple And Blotch ....................... Scotch
Pineapple ............................... Chapel
Pineapple Chunk ......................... Bunk
Pinky And Perky ......................... Turkey
Pipe Your Eye ........................... Cry
Pitch And Toss .......................... Boss
Pittsburgh Steelers ..................... Peelers (Police)
Plates And Dishes ....................... Missus
Plates Of Meat .......................... Feet
Pleasure And Pain ....................... Rain
Plimsoll Mark ........................... Park
Plink Plonk ............................. Vin Blanc (Wine)
Pope In Rome ............................ Home
Pork Pies ............................... Lies
Port And Brandy ......................... Randy
Pot And Pan ............................. Man
Pot Of Glue ............................. Clue
Potatoes In The Mould (Taters) .......... Cold
Pots And Dishes ......................... Wishes
Pull Down The Shutter ................... Butter

Q

Quaker Oat .............................. Coat

R

Rabbit And Pork ......................... Talk
Radio Ones .............................. Runs (Diarrhoea)
Radio Rental ............................ Mental
Rag And Bone ............................ Throne (Toilet)
Rank And Riches ......................... Breeches
Raspberry Ripple ........................ Cripple
Raspberry Ripple ........................ Nipple
Raspberry Tart .......................... Heart
Rat And Mouse ........................... House
Rats And Mice ........................... Dice
Razor ................................... Blazer
Read And Write .......................... Fight
Reels Of Cotton ......................... Rotten
Rhubarb Pill ............................ Hill
Rhythm And Blues ........................ Shoes
Richard Burtons ......................... Curtains
Richard The Third ....................... Bird
River Ouse .............................. Booze (Alcohol)
Roast Pork .............................. Fork
Rob Roy ................................. Boy
Robin Hood .............................. Good
Robinson And Cleaver .................... Fever
Robinson Crusoe ......................... Do So
Rock And Roll ........................... Dole
Rock Of Ages ............................ Wages
Rocking Horse ........................... Sauce
Roger Starling .......................... Carling (Beer)
Rolling Billows ......................... Pillows
Rolls Royce ............................. Voice
Roman Candles ........................... Sandals
Ronnie Barker ........................... Marker (Pen)
Rory O'Moore ............................ Door
Rory O'Moore ............................ Floor
Rosie Lee ............................... Tea
Round The Houses ........................ Trousers
Rub-A-Dub ............................... Sub (Pay Advance)
Rub-A-Dub ............................... Club
Rub-A-Dub ............................... Pub
Ruby Murray ............................. Curry
Ruby Rose ............................... Nose
Russel Harty ............................ Party

S

Salmon And Trout ........................ Snout (Tobacco)
Salmon And Trout ........................ Stout (Beer)
Salmon Trout ............................ Gout
San Toy ................................. Boy
Santa's Grotto .......................... Blotto
Saucepan Handle ......................... Candle
Saucepan Lid ............................ Kid (Child)
Saucepan Lid ............................ Quid (One Pound)
Sausage And Mash ........................ Cash
Sausage And Mash ........................ Crash
Scapa Flow .............................. Go
Scooby Doo .............................. Clue
Scotch Peg .............................. Egg
Scotch Pegs ............................. Legs
Selina Scott ............................ Spot
Septic Tank ............................. Yank
Sexton Blake ............................ Cake
Sexton Blake ............................ Fake
Shake And Shiver ........................ River
Shepherd's Plaid ........................ Bad
Sherbet Dab ............................. Cab (Taxi)
Sherman Tank ............................ Yank
Ship In Full Sail ....................... Pint Of Ale
Shovel And Pick ......................... Nick (Prison)
Sieg Heils .............................. Piles (Haemorrhoids)
Sighs And Tears ......................... Ears
Sinbad The Sailor ....................... Tailor
Skein Of Thread ......................... Bed
Skin And Blister ........................ Sister
Sky Rocket .............................. Pocket
Sorry And Sad ........................... Bad
Soup And Gravy .......................... Navy
St. Martins-Le-Grand .................... Hand
Stammer And Stutter ..................... Butter
Stand At Ease ........................... Cheese
Star's Nap .............................. Tap (Ask For A Loan)
Steam Tug ............................... Mug (Fool)
Steve Claridge .......................... Garage
Stewed Prune ............................ Tune
Sticky Toffee ........................... Coffee
Stoke On Trent .......................... Bent (Criminal)
Stop Thief .............................. Beef
Strange And Weird ....................... Beard
Strawberry Rhone ........................ Telephone
Sugar And Honey ......................... Money
Sugar Candy ............................. Handy
Sunny South ............................. Mouth
Surrey Docks ............................ Pox
Sweaty Sock ............................. Jock (Scotsman)
Sweeny Todd ............................. Flying Squad (Police)
Syrup Of Figs ........................... Wig

T

Tartan Banner ........................... Tanner (Sixpence)
Tea Leaf ................................ Thief
Tea, Two And A Bloater .................. Motor
Teapot Lid .............................. Kid (Child)
Teapot Lid .............................. Quid (One Pound)
These And Those ......................... Toes
This And That ........................... Cat
Thomas Tilling .......................... Shilling
Tick-Tock ............................... Clock
Tiddlywink .............................. Drink
Tin Bath ................................ Laugh
Tin Of Fruit ............................ Suit
Tin Tack ................................ Sack
Tin Tank ................................ Bank
Tina Turner ............................. Earner
Tit For Tat (Titfer) .................... Hat
Tit Willow .............................. Pillow
Todd Sloane ............................. Alone
Todd Sloane ............................. Own (Alone)
Tom And Dick ............................ Sick
Tom Mix ................................. Six
Tom Thumb ............................... Rum
Tomfoolery .............................. Jewellery
Tommy Tucker ............................ Supper
Tony Slattery ........................... Battery
Top Hat ................................. Chat
Touch Me On The Knob .................... Bob (Shilling)
Trick Cyclist ........................... Psychiatrist
Trouble And Strife ...................... Wife
Tumble Down The Sink .................... Drink
Turkish Bath ............................ Laugh
Turtle Doves ............................ Gloves
Twist And Twirl ......................... Girl
Two And Eight ........................... State (Anguish)
Two-Thirty .............................. Dirty
Typewriter .............................. Fighter

U

Uncle Bert .............................. Shirt
Uncle Fred .............................. Bread
Uncle Ned ............................... Head
Uncle Ted ............................... Bed
Uncle Wilf .............................. Filth (Police)
Uncle Willy ............................. Silly

V

Vera Lynn ............................... Gin
Vera Lynns .............................. Skins (Cigarette Papers)

W

Wallace And Grommit ..................... Vomit
Weasel And Stoat ........................ Coat
Weaver's Chair .......................... Prayer
Weeping Willow .......................... Pillow
West Ham Reserves ....................... Nerves
Westminster Abbey ....................... Shabby
Whale And Gale .......................... Out Of Jail
Whistle And Flute ....................... Suit
White Mice .............................. Ice
Wilkie Bard ............................. Warrant Card
Widow Twanky ............................ Hanky (Handkerchief)
Winona Ryder ............................ Cider
Wobbly Jelly ............................ Telly (Television)
Wooden Plank ............................ Yank

Y

You And Me .............................. Tea
You Must ................................ Crust