Taboo Cockney Rhyming Slang: ENGLISH to SLANG
Taboo Cockney Rhyming Slang is intended strictly for childish grown-ups. It is NOT for growing children.
If you are not a childish grown-up, please return to the Cockney Rhyming Slang standard dictionary pages.
REMEMBER: Swear words are only effective and funny (big and clever) when used sparingly. Constant use of obscene language, every third or fourth word in ordinary conversation, is neither big nor clever; it is immature and stupid and cheapens the noble art of swearing.
A
Arse .................................... Aris (Aristotle = Bottle)
Arse .................................... Bottle And Glass
Arse .................................... Khyber Pass
Arsehole ................................ Elephant And Castle
B
Balls (Testicles) ....................... Cobblers Awls
Balls (Testicles) ....................... Niagara Falls
Balls (Testicles) ....................... Orchestra Stalls
Bitch ................................... Miss Fitch
Bollocks ................................ Fun And Frolics
Bollocks ................................ Jackson Pollocks
Bollocks ................................ Tommy Rollocks
Bum (Arse) .............................. Fife And Drum
Bum (Arse) .............................. Kingdom Come
Bum (Arse) .............................. Queen Mum
C
Cock (Penis) ............................ Brighton Rock
Cock (Penis) ............................ Stick Of Rock
Crap .................................... Horse And Trap
Crap .................................... Pony And Trap
Crap .................................... Von Trappe
Cunt .................................... Back And Front
Cunt .................................... Berkshire Hunt (Berk)
Cunt .................................... Sir Anthony Blunt
D
Dump (Excrete) .......................... Donald Trump
Dump (Excrete) .......................... Forest Gump
F
Fanny ................................... Jack And Danny
Fart .................................... Horse And Cart
Fart .................................... Jam Tart
Fart .................................... Raspberry Tart (Blowing Raspberries)
Fuck .................................... Aylesbury Duck
Fuck .................................... Cattle Truck
Fuck .................................... Friar Tuck
Fuck .................................... Goose And Duck
Fucker .................................. Feather Plucker
H
Horn (Erection) ......................... Flake Of Corn
Horn (Erection) ......................... Popcorn
J
Johnny (Condom) ......................... Reggie And Ronnie
M
Melons (Breasts) ........................ Mary Ellens
Minge ................................... Edinburgh Fringe
P
Piss (On The) ........................... Cousin Sis
Piss .................................... Arthur Bliss
Piss .................................... Cuddle And Kiss
Piss .................................... Gypsy's Kiss
Piss .................................... Hit And Miss
Piss .................................... Mickey Bliss
Piss .................................... That And This
Pissed .................................. Brahms And Lizst
Pissed .................................. Oliver Twist
Pissed .................................. Schindler's List
Pissed .................................. Scotch Mist
Prat .................................... Paper Hat
Prick (Penis) ........................... Hampton Wick
Pube .................................... Rubik's Cube
S
Shit .................................... Brad Pitt
Shit .................................... Eartha Kitt
Shit .................................... Tom Tit
Shite ................................... Barry White
Shite ................................... Ben Cartwright
Shite ................................... Turkish Delight
Shits (Diarrhoea) ....................... Two Bob Bits
Shitter ................................. Council Gritter
Shitter ................................. Gary Glitter
Slash (Piss) ............................ Charlie Nash
Slash (Piss) ............................ Johnny Cash
Slash (Piss) ............................ Pie And Mash
Sod ..................................... Fillet Of Cod
Spunk (Sperm) ........................... Harry Monk
T
Tits .................................... Brace And Bits
Tits .................................... Eartha Kitts
Tits .................................... Thrupenny Bits
Titty ................................... Bristol City
Turd .................................... Douglas Hurd
Turd .................................... Richard The Third
W
Wank .................................... Barclays Bank
Wank .................................... J. Arthur Rank
Wank .................................... Jodrell Bank
Wank .................................... Peddle And Crank
Wank .................................... Sherman Tank
Wank .................................... Tommy Tank
Wanker .................................. Kuwaiti Tanker
Wanker .................................. Merchant Banker
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