Taboo Cockney Rhyming Slang: ENGLISH to SLANG
Taboo Cockney Rhyming Slang is intended strictly for childish grown-ups. It is NOT for growing children.
If you are not a childish grown-up, please return to the Cockney Rhyming Slang standard dictionary pages.
REMEMBER: Swear words are only effective and funny (big and clever) when used sparingly. Constant use of obscene language, every third or fourth word in ordinary conversation, is neither big nor clever; it is immature and stupid and cheapens the noble art of swearing.
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↓↓ Taboo ENGLISH to SLANG ↓↓
A
- Arse .................................... Aris (Aristotle = Bottle)
- Arse .................................... Bottle And Glass
- Arse .................................... Khyber Pass
- Arsehole ................................ Elephant And Castle
B
- Balls (Testicles) ....................... Cobblers Awls
- Balls (Testicles) ....................... Niagara Falls
- Balls (Testicles) ....................... Orchestra Stalls
- Bitch ................................... Miss Fitch
- Bollocks ................................ Fun And Frolics
- Bollocks ................................ Jackson Pollocks
- Bollocks ................................ Tommy Rollocks
- Bum (Arse) .............................. Fife And Drum
- Bum (Arse) .............................. Kingdom Come
- Bum (Arse) .............................. Queen Mum
C
- Cock (Penis) ............................ Brighton Rock
- Cock (Penis) ............................ Stick Of Rock
- Crap .................................... Horse And Trap
- Crap .................................... Pony And Trap
- Crap .................................... Von Trappe
- Cunt .................................... Back And Front
- Cunt .................................... Berkshire Hunt (Berk)
- Cunt .................................... Sir Anthony Blunt
D
- Dump (Excrete) .......................... Donald Trump
- Dump (Excrete) .......................... Forest Gump
F
- Fanny ................................... Jack And Danny
- Fart .................................... Horse And Cart
- Fart .................................... Jam Tart
- Fart .................................... Raspberry Tart (Blowing Raspberries)
- Fuck .................................... Aylesbury Duck
- Fuck .................................... Cattle Truck
- Fuck .................................... Friar Tuck
- Fuck .................................... Goose And Duck
- Fucker .................................. Feather Plucker
H
- Horn (Erection) ......................... Flake Of Corn
- Horn (Erection) ......................... Popcorn
J
- Johnny (Condom) ......................... Reggie And Ronnie
M
- Melons (Breasts) ........................ Mary Ellens
- Minge ................................... Edinburgh Fringe
P
- Piss (On The) ........................... Cousin Sis
- Piss .................................... Arthur Bliss
- Piss .................................... Cuddle And Kiss
- Piss .................................... Gypsy's Kiss
- Piss .................................... Hit And Miss
- Piss .................................... Mickey Bliss
- Piss .................................... That And This
- Pissed .................................. Brahms And Lizst
- Pissed .................................. Oliver Twist
- Pissed .................................. Schindler's List
- Pissed .................................. Scotch Mist
- Prat .................................... Paper Hat
- Prick (Penis) ........................... Hampton Wick
- Pube .................................... Rubik's Cube
S
- Shit .................................... Brad Pitt
- Shit .................................... Eartha Kitt
- Shit .................................... Tom Tit
- Shite ................................... Barry White
- Shite ................................... Ben Cartwright
- Shite ................................... Turkish Delight
- Shits (Diarrhoea) ....................... Two Bob Bits
- Shitter ................................. Council Gritter
- Shitter ................................. Gary Glitter
- Slash (Piss) ............................ Charlie Nash
- Slash (Piss) ............................ Johnny Cash
- Slash (Piss) ............................ Pie And Mash
- Sod ..................................... Fillet Of Cod
- Spunk (Sperm) ........................... Harry Monk
T
- Tits .................................... Brace And Bits
- Tits .................................... Eartha Kitts
- Tits .................................... Thrupenny Bits
- Titty ................................... Bristol City
- Turd .................................... Douglas Hurd
- Turd .................................... Richard The Third
W
- Wank .................................... Barclays Bank
- Wank .................................... J. Arthur Rank
- Wank .................................... Jodrell Bank
- Wank .................................... Peddle And Crank
- Wank .................................... Sherman Tank
- Wank .................................... Tommy Tank
- Wanker .................................. Kuwaiti Tanker
- Wanker .................................. Merchant Banker