Taboo Cockney Rhyming Slang: SLANG to ENGLISH
Taboo Cockney Rhyming Slang is intended strictly for childish grown-ups. It is NOT for growing children.
If you are not a childish grown-up, please return to the Cockney Rhyming Slang standard dictionary pages.
REMEMBER: Swear words are only effective and funny (big and clever) when used sparingly. Constant use of obscene language, every third or fourth word in ordinary conversation, is neither big nor clever; it is immature and stupid and cheapens the noble art of swearing.
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↓↓ Taboo SLANG to ENGLISH ↓↓
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A
- Aris (Aristotle = Bottle) ............... Arse
- Arthur Bliss ............................ Piss
- Aylesbury Duck .......................... Fuck
B
- Back And Front .......................... Cunt
- Barclays Bank ........................... Wank
- Barry White ............................. Shite
- Ben Cartwright .......................... Shite
- Berkshire Hunt (Berk) ................... Cunt
- Bottle And Glass ........................ Arse
- Brace And Bits .......................... Tits
- Brad Pitt ............................... Shit
- Brahms And Lizst ........................ Pissed
- Brighton Rock ........................... Cock (Penis)
- Bristol City ............................ Titty
C
- Cattle Truck ............................ Fuck
- Charlie Nash ............................ Slash (Piss)
- Cobblers Awls ........................... Balls (Testicles)
- Council Gritter ......................... Shitter
- Cousin Sis .............................. Piss (On The)
- Cuddle And Kiss ......................... Piss
D
- Donald Trump ............................ Dump (Excrete)
- Douglas Hurd ............................ Turd
E
- Eartha Kitt ............................. Shit
- Eartha Kitts ............................ Tits
- Edinburgh Fringe ........................ Minge
- Elephant And Castle ..................... Arsehole
F
- Feather Plucker ......................... Fucker
- Fife And Drum ........................... Bum (Arse)
- Fillet Of Cod ........................... Sod
- Flake Of Corn ........................... Horn (Erection)
- Forest Gump ............................. Dump (Excrete)
- Friar Tuck .............................. Fuck
- Fun And Frolics ......................... Bollocks
G
- Gary Glitter ............................ Shitter
- Goose And Duck .......................... Fuck
- Gypsy's Kiss ............................ Piss
H
- Hampton Wick ............................ Prick (Penis)
- Harry Monk .............................. Spunk (Sperm)
- Hit And Miss ............................ Piss
- Horse And Cart .......................... Fart
- Horse And Trap .......................... Crap
J
- J. Arthur Rank .......................... Wank
- Jack And Danny .......................... Fanny
- Jackson Pollocks ........................ Bollocks
- Jam Tart ................................ Fart
- Jodrell Bank ............................ Wank
- Johnny Cash ............................. Slash (Piss)
K
- Khyber Pass ............................. Arse
- Kingdom Come ............................ Bum (Arse)
- Kuwaiti Tanker .......................... Wanker
M
- Mary Ellens ............................. Melons (Breasts)
- Merchant Banker ......................... Wanker
- Mickey Bliss ............................ Piss
- Miss Fitch .............................. Bitch
N
- Niagara Falls ........................... Balls (Testicles)
O
- Oliver Twist ............................ Pissed
- Orchestra Stalls ........................ Balls (Testicles)
P
- Paper Hat ............................... Prat
- Peddle And Crank ........................ Wank
- Pie And Mash ............................ Slash (Piss)
- Pony And Trap ........................... Crap
- Popcorn ................................. Horn (Erection)
Q
- Queen Mum ............................... Bum (Arse)
R
- Raspberry Tart .......................... Fart (Blowing Raspberries)
- Reggie And Ronnie ....................... Johnny (Condom)
- Richard The Third ....................... Turd
- Rubik's Cube ............................ Pube
S
- Schindler's List ........................ Pissed
- Scotch Mist ............................. Pissed
- Sherman Tank ............................ Wank
- Sir Anthony Blunt ....................... Cunt
- Stick Of Rock ........................... Cock (Penis)
T
- That And This ........................... Piss
- Thrupenny Bits .......................... Tits
- Tom Tit ................................. Shit
- Tommy Rollocks .......................... Bollocks
- Tommy Tank .............................. Wank
- Turkish Delight ......................... Shite
- Two Bob Bits ............................ Shits (Diarrhoea)
V
- Von Trappe .............................. Crap
