Taboo Cockney Rhyming Slang: SLANG to ENGLISH
Taboo Cockney Rhyming Slang is intended strictly for childish grown-ups. It is NOT for growing children.
If you are not a childish grown-up, please return to the Cockney Rhyming Slang standard dictionary pages.
REMEMBER: Swear words are only effective and funny (big and clever) when used sparingly. Constant use of obscene language, every third or fourth word in ordinary conversation, is neither big nor clever; it is immature and stupid and cheapens the noble art of swearing.
A
Aris (Aristotle = Bottle) ............... Arse
Arthur Bliss ............................ Piss
Aylesbury Duck .......................... Fuck
B
Back And Front .......................... Cunt
Barclays Bank ........................... Wank
Barry White ............................. Shite
Ben Cartwright .......................... Shite
Berkshire Hunt (Berk) ................... Cunt
Bottle And Glass ........................ Arse
Brace And Bits .......................... Tits
Brad Pitt ............................... Shit
Brahms And Lizst ........................ Pissed
Brighton Rock ........................... Cock (Penis)
Bristol City ............................ Titty
C
Cattle Truck ............................ Fuck
Charlie Nash ............................ Slash (Piss)
Cobblers Awls ........................... Balls (Testicles)
Council Gritter ......................... Shitter
Cousin Sis .............................. Piss (On The)
Cuddle And Kiss ......................... Piss
D
Donald Trump ............................ Dump (Excrete)
Douglas Hurd ............................ Turd
E
Eartha Kitt ............................. Shit
Eartha Kitts ............................ Tits
Edinburgh Fringe ........................ Minge
Elephant And Castle ..................... Arsehole
F
Feather Plucker ......................... Fucker
Fife And Drum ........................... Bum (Arse)
Fillet Of Cod ........................... Sod
Flake Of Corn ........................... Horn (Erection)
Forest Gump ............................. Dump (Excrete)
Friar Tuck .............................. Fuck
Fun And Frolics ......................... Bollocks
G
Gary Glitter ............................ Shitter
Goose And Duck .......................... Fuck
Gypsy's Kiss ............................ Piss
H
Hampton Wick ............................ Prick (Penis)
Harry Monk .............................. Spunk (Sperm)
Hit And Miss ............................ Piss
Horse And Cart .......................... Fart
Horse And Trap .......................... Crap
J
J. Arthur Rank .......................... Wank
Jack And Danny .......................... Fanny
Jackson Pollocks ........................ Bollocks
Jam Tart ................................ Fart
Jodrell Bank ............................ Wank
Johnny Cash ............................. Slash (Piss)
K
Khyber Pass ............................. Arse
Kingdom Come ............................ Bum (Arse)
Kuwaiti Tanker .......................... Wanker
M
Mary Ellens ............................. Melons (Breasts)
Merchant Banker ......................... Wanker
Mickey Bliss ............................ Piss
Miss Fitch .............................. Bitch
N
Niagara Falls ........................... Balls (Testicles)
O
Oliver Twist ............................ Pissed
Orchestra Stalls ........................ Balls (Testicles)
P
Paper Hat ............................... Prat
Peddle And Crank ........................ Wank
Pie And Mash ............................ Slash (Piss)
Pony And Trap ........................... Crap
Popcorn ................................. Horn (Erection)
Q
Queen Mum ............................... Bum (Arse)
R
Raspberry Tart .......................... Fart (Blowing Raspberries)
Reggie And Ronnie ....................... Johnny (Condom)
Richard The Third ....................... Turd
Rubik's Cube ............................ Pube
S
Schindler's List ........................ Pissed
Scotch Mist ............................. Pissed
Sherman Tank ............................ Wank
Sir Anthony Blunt ....................... Cunt
Stick Of Rock ........................... Cock (Penis)
T
That And This ........................... Piss
Thrupenny Bits .......................... Tits
Tom Tit ................................. Shit
Tommy Rollocks .......................... Bollocks
Tommy Tank .............................. Wank
Turkish Delight ......................... Shite
Two Bob Bits ............................ Shits (Diarrhoea)
V
Von Trappe .............................. Crap
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