| ASSA COMMONS |
Our Parliament Building. |
| ART ATTACK |
Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon, she'll have an art attack." |
| ARST |
Past tense of ask. "Jordan, I must've arst ya free fazzund times to clear up yer room." |
| BANNSA |
A person employed to deny access or eject troublemakers at a club. "Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa." |
| BANTY |
A chocolate and coconut snack bar. |
| BAVE |
To wash oneself. |
| BOAF |
The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?" "Boaf" is the reply. |
| BRANSATCH |
Motor racing circuit in Kent. |
| CANCEL |
Administrative body of a town. "Darren, wive ad annuvva letter from the cancel." |
| CANTAFIT |
Fake, as in money. |
| CHOONA |
An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with mayonnaise. |
| CORT A PANDA |
A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda) |
| DAN TO URF |
Sensible, practical. |
| DANNING STREET |
Where the Prime Minister lives. |
| DANSTEZ |
On the ground floor , where the biggest telly is. |
| DREKKUN |
Do you consider? as in "Which dog drekkun'll win the next race?" |
| EFTY |
Considerable. "Ere, Trace, this credit card bill's a bit efty." |
| EJOG |
A small, spiky animal. |
| ERZ |
Belonging to her. |
| EVVY |
A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer, usually for money. "My name's Frank and this is my evvy, Knuckles." |
| EYEBROW |
Cultured, intellectual. |
| FANTIN |
A jet of water for drinking or ornament. |
| FARVA |
A posh way of saying Dad. |
| FATCHA |
Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979-1990. |
| FINGY |
A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. "I ad it off wiv fingy last night." |
| FONG |
Skimpy undergarment. |
| FOR CRYIN AT LAD |
Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. "For cryin at lad, Britney, if I say Yes will you give it a rest?" |
| GAWON |
Go on. "Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer good." |
| GIVE IT LARGE |
To be thorough or enthusiastic. |
| GRAND |
A football stadium. "It all wennoff atside the pub near the grand." |
| HAITCH |
Letter of the alphabet between G and I. |
| IBEEFA |
The Spanish holiday island. |
| IFFY |
Dubious. "Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made last munf's a bit iffy." |
| INT |
Indirect suggestion. "I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time to wash iz feet." |
| IPS |
An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels. "That Mars Bar will go straight to me ips." |
| JA |
Do you, did you. "Ja like me new airdo, Sharon." |
| JAFTA |
Is it really necessary? "Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?" |
| KAF |
Eating house open during the day. |
| KAFFY |
A girl's name. |
| LAD |
Noisy. "Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad." |
| LARJ |
Enjoying oneself. |
| LEVVA |
Material made from the skin of an animal. |
| LOTREE |
Costs £1 for a ticket. |
| MA BLARCH |
An arch near Hyde Park. |
| MAFFS |
The study of numbers. |
| MANOR |
Local area. |
| MINGER |
An unattractive person (usually woman). |
| NARRA |
Lacking breadth, with little margin. "Mum wannid to come rand but changed er mind. That was a narra escape." |
| NARTAMEAN |
Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as janartamean). |
| NEEVA |
Not one nor the other. |
| NES |
National Elf Service. |
| OAF |
A solemn declaration of truth or committment. |
| OLLADAY |
Time taken away from home for rest and adventure. |
| ONNIST |
Fair and just, without a lie. "I never did it, onnist." |
| OPPIT |
Go away , as in "Oi you, oppit." |
| PADDA PUFF |
Soft, lacking aggression. "They're alright up front but they got a padda puff defence." |
| PACIFIC |
Specific. |
| PAFFUL |
Having much power or strength. |
| PAIPA |
Sun, Mirror etc. |
| PANS AN ANNSIS |
Imperial weight system. |
| PLAMMANS |
A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread. |
| QUALADEE |
Good, as in "West 'Am's new striker's qualadee." |
| RAND |
A number of drinks purchased for a group. |
| RANDEER |
Locally. "There ain't much call for it randeer." |
| REBAND |
Period of recovery after rejection by a lover. "I couldn't 'elp it. I was on the reband from Craig." |
| ROOFLESS |
Without compassion. |
| SAFF |
A direction of the compass, opposite north. |
| SAFFEND |
An Essex seaside town. |
| SAWTED |
Done, arranged, resolved. |
| SEEVIN |
Very angry. "I woz seevin when I urd wot 'e sed." |
| TALENT |
Attractive members of the opposite sex. "Dave's gan dan tan to eye up the talent." |
| TARN ASS |
A modern terraced house. |
| TOP EVVY |
A woman of plentiful bosom. "Ere look at that, Darren, she's well top evvy." |
| UG |
An unattractive person. "Sharon's new geezer's a bit of an ug." |
| UMP |
Upset, as in Got the Ump. |
| VACHER |
A document which can be exchanged for goods or services. "I got a vacher to get in cheap at Forp Park." |
| WANNED UP |
Tense. "I'm all wanned up at the moment." |
| WAWAZUT? |
I beg your pardon. |
| WENNOFF |
A fight commenced as in "It all wennoff". |
| YAFTA |
You must : "Even if yer guilty, yafta av mitigating circumstances." |
| YOOF OSTALL |
A place where holidaymakers can stay the night. |
| ZAGGERATE |
To suggest something is better or bigger than is true. "Craig, I must've told ya a fazzund times already." "Don't zaggerate, mum." |
