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Derek & Clive -
"Cancer"

[ from the album "Come Again" (1977) ]

DEREK:
You going to go out laughing, are you?
CLIVE:
No, I'm going out, going out fucking .....
DEREK:
Fucking shitting yourself with fear!
CLIVE:
Shitting myself with fucking fear and fucking cancer, which God so kindly provided.
DEREK:
(giggles)
CLIVE:
Without that we wouldn't have a way to die, would we? Fucking good of him! Not to torment us with being eternally young and being able to fuck everyone. No! He gave us this great gift of fucking cancer, that's very kind. I wouldn't have thought of that if I'd been creating the universe, would you? Bung in cancer? No, I'd have left that out.