Derek & Clive -
"Nurse"

[ from the album "Come Again" (1977) ]

DEREK:

(Brrp)   Ooh, oh.
H-h-h-hohh .....   (brrp)   ooh, ahh ..... 'Nurse?'
(Brp)   ah ..... 'Nurse?'
(Brrrp)   Aww fuck ..... 'Nur-rse?'
(Brrrp)   Oh God - 'Nur-rse?'
(Br-rrrp)   Oh fucking hell, 'NURSE!'
(BRRP)   Oh G-   (B-RRRP)   Ow f-, oh   (Brp)   'NURSE!'
(Br-RRRP)   Ohh!   (BRR-)   'NURSE!'
(BRRP-RRP)   What the?   (BRRR-RRRP)   'NURSE!!!'
(BRP)   What the-
(BRR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RRRP)   A-AARGHH 'NURSE!!!'
Uhha- Rr-owWW!!!   (BRR-RRP-RRP-RRP-RRPPP)

CLIVE:

I'm not going to change your sheets again, mister Hastings.