Derek & Clive -
"Blind"

[ from the album "(Live)" (1976) ]

CLIVE:

Ladies and gentlemen, all of us know, or at least realise, how terrible it must be to be blind: deprived of sight, unable to read. This is perhaps the greatest loss to the blind person. I am blind but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'Broil'.

I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again .....