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Sounds and Pictures index     ..... to all links within the Derek & Clive transcripts

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Sounds

"Hello ..... cunt."   (Clive, from "Come Again - You Stupid Cunt") 
"CANCER!!!"   (Clive, from "Come Again - Coughin' Contest") 
"Fucking good of him!"   (Clive, from "Come Again - Cancer") 
"What a fucking cunt!!!"   (Clive, from "Come Again - Non-Stop Dancer/My Mum Song") 
"How's your mother?"   (Clive, from "Come Again - How's Your Mother?") 
"I like a wank."   (Derek, from "Come Again - Having A Wank") 
"I'm here, cunt! Can't you see me?"   (Clive, from "Come Again - I Saw This Bloke") 
"I'm fucking drunk, y' cunt!"   (Clive, from "Come Again - Parking Offence") 


Pictures

Jayne Mansfield (with lobster)   (from "(Live) - The Worst Job I Ever Had") 
Auntie Mabel   (from "(Live) - Jump") 
Justin de Villeneuve   (from "Come Again - Non-Stop Dancer/My Mum Song") 
Joan Crawford: An Anatomy   (from "Come Again - Joan Crawford") 
..... in the back of the cab   (from "Come Again - Back Of The Cab") 
'Clem the Gem'   (from "Come Again - Having A Wank") 
Bruce Forsyth and Anthea Redfern   (from "Ad Nauseam - Bruce Forsyth") 
Sergei Walankov, dissident poetry   (from "Ad Nauseam - Russia") 
Pope John Paul I, lying in state   (from "Ad Nauseam - The Horn") 
Lord Longford   (from "Ad Nauseam - The Horn") 
Kenneth Kendall   (from "Ad Nauseam - The Horn") 
World Council of Churches   (from "Ad Nauseam - The Horn") 
The Goddess Arethusa?   (from "Ad Nauseam - Sex Manual")