Derek & Clive -
Sounds and Pictures index     ..... to all links within the Derek & Clive transcripts

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Sounds

• "Hello ..... cunt."   (Clive, from "Come Again - You Stupid Cunt")
• "CANCER!!!"   (Clive, from "Come Again - Coughin' Contest")
• "Fucking good of him!"   (Clive, from "Come Again - Cancer")
• "What a fucking cunt!!!"   (Clive, from "Come Again - Non-Stop Dancer/My Mum Song")
• "How's your mother?"   (Clive, from "Come Again - How's Your Mother?")
• "I like a wank."   (Derek, from "Come Again - Having A Wank")
• "I'm here, cunt! Can't you see me?"   (Clive, from "Come Again - I Saw This Bloke")
• "I'm fucking drunk, y' cunt!"   (Clive, from "Come Again - Parking Offence")

Pictures

• Jayne Mansfield (with lobster)   (from "(Live) - The Worst Job I Ever Had")
• Auntie Mabel   (from "(Live) - Jump")
• Justin de Villeneuve   (from "Come Again - Non-Stop Dancer/My Mum Song")
• Joan Crawford: An Anatomy   (from "Come Again - Joan Crawford")
• ..... in the back of the cab   (from "Come Again - Back Of The Cab")
• 'Clem the Gem'   (from "Come Again - Having A Wank")
• Bruce Forsyth and Anthea Redfern   (from "Ad Nauseam - Bruce Forsyth")
• Sergei Walankov, dissident poetry   (from "Ad Nauseam - Russia")
• Pope John Paul I, lying in state   (from "Ad Nauseam - The Horn")
• Lord Longford   (from "Ad Nauseam - The Horn")
• Kenneth Kendall   (from "Ad Nauseam - The Horn")
• World Council of Churches   (from "Ad Nauseam - The Horn")
• The Goddess Arethusa?   (from "Ad Nauseam - Sex Manual")