Father Ted - No. 2

"ENTERTAINING FATHER STONE"

[ Available on VCI video: "Father Ted - Series 1 - Part 1"; Catalogue No. VC6558 ]

[ Father Stone visits the priests on Craggy Island, bringing with him long protracted silences as he has done for the past six years. Ted's prayers for divine intervention bring lightning to the crazy golf course and a miraculous resurrection. ]

Gospel according to FATHER TED CRILLY

FATHER TED:

I told him great big massive lies with feckin' bells hanging off them, but you know what it's like: like trying to ask the Holy Mother to stop appearing to schoolgirls at Ballinspittle.

Gospel according to FATHER DOUGAL MCGUIRE

FATHER DOUGAL:

Who would have thought that being hit by lightning would land you in hospital?

Gospel according to FATHER JACK HACKETT

FATHER JACK:

Aaaarrgghh, drink!