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Father Ted - No. 3


"THE PASSION OF ST TIBULUS"

[ Available on VCI video: "Father Ted - Series 1 - Part 1"; Catalogue No. VC6558 ]

[ As the visiting Cuban lad, Father Hernandez, departs, so arrives "gobshite" Bishop Len Brennan - amid rumours that he has a son in California - insisting that the priests mount a protest against the blasphemous film, 'The Passion Of St Tibulus'. ]


Gospel according to FATHER TED CRILLY

FATHER TED:
The Son of God! How's the Son of God?! How's everything in the world of religion?

Gospel according to FATHER DOUGAL MCGUIRE

FATHER DOUGAL:
Careful now.

Careful now


Gospel according to FATHER JACK HACKETT

FATHER JACK:
Feck off!