Father Ted - No. 4

"COMPETITION TIME"

[ Available on VCI video: "Father Ted - Series 1 - Part 2"; Catalogue No. VC6559 ]

[ Ex-BBC celebrity Henry Sellars arrives to judge the 'All Priests Stars In Their Eyes Lookalike Competition' and will perhaps have a small sherry. Ted, Dougal and Jack all want to look-a-like Elvis as they take on the Supremes of Rugged Island. ]

Gospel according to FATHER TED CRILLY

FATHER TED:

Father, are you all right? Ah, no - not Toilet Duck again! You know what that does to you!

Gospel according to FATHER DOUGAL MCGUIRE

FATHER DOUGAL:

There's only one Mother Theresa and that's you, Ted.

Gospel according to FATHER JACK HACKETT

FATHER JACK:

I'm Elvis?