Father Ted - No. 6

"GRANT UNTO HIM ETERNAL REST"

[ Available on VCI video: "Father Ted - Series 1 - Part 2"; Catalogue No. VC6559 ]

[ Jack overdoses on 'Purge' floor polish and is pronounced dead. His fortune goes to Ted and Dougal provided they stay with him through the night before his burial ..... but it takes more than rigor mortis and decomposition to keep Jack down. ]

Gospel according to FATHER TED CRILLY

FATHER TED:

So, there he is, risen from the dead like that fella ..... E.T.

Gospel according to FATHER DOUGAL MCGUIRE

FATHER DOUGAL:

A load of strangers telling you their sins - sure, who'd be bothered with that?

Gospel according to FATHER JACK HACKETT

FATHER JACK:

Shut the feck up!