Who is Phespirit?
Phespirit is an Englishman born on the sixth day of August in the year nineteen hundred and sixty-nine.
Is he gorgeous?
stands 6 feet 4 inches tall (or 1.93 metres to the rest of Europe).
His thick brown hair is strewn with ever-increasing outbreaks of wiry grey.
His eyes are blue/grey, big browed and lusciously lashed.
His complexion is a perpetual pasty pale; his hooter is indelicate.
His tongue is permanently in cheek.
His chin is permanently in shadow.
He is scrawny.
So not gorgeous; but is he a marvellous old character?
Photo: Phespirit squinting at the middle distance, Stockholm, April 2006