Hancock's Half Hour - No. 35

"THE OAK TREE"

HANCOCK CHARMS OUR FEATHERED FRIENDS

HANCOCK:

Where are you then, you lot of skinny-legged lay-abouts? I did have half a yard of French bread inside for you lot but you've had it now. No, you've spoilt yourselves - as from tomorrow the bacon rind goes on the fire. If I catch any of you lot opening my bottle of milk I shall take the bell off the cat .....

HANCOCK ENCOURAGES THE APPRECIATION OF TREES

HANCOCK:

Have you no soul? Doesn't it mean anything to you? When you gaze up at it, can't you see anything?

SID JAMES:

Yeah - about four ton of billiard cues ......

HANCOCK'S PROTEST MARCH

SID JAMES:

Urgh, my feet .....

HANCOCK:

Oh, shut up about your feet.

SID JAMES:

Well they hurt! I've got a boot full of big-toes here.