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Hancock's Half Hour - No. 36

"THE KNIGHTHOOD"

HANCOCK JUST CAN'T GET THE STAFF

SID JAMES:
Just wait, mate, just wait ..... one good night at the dogs and I'm gone!
HANCOCK:
Enough! The familiarity of the below stairs staff is becoming quite ludicrous!

HANCOCK'S REPUTATION HAS NOT PRECEDED HIM

MANAGING DIRECTOR AT THE OLD VIC:
What exactly do you do?
HANCOCK:
What exactly do I do? My dear sir, either you are jesting or you are looking - huh - for a punch up the hooter!

HANCOCK SEEKS REPRESENTATION

HANCOCK:
Sidney, please, you're my agent. Don't speak to that gentleman like that ..... Punch him one! Get stuck into him! Go on!