Hancock's Half Hour - No. 39

"THE TWO MURDERERS"

[ Available on B.B.C. video: "The Bowmans"; Catalogue No. BBCV4047 ]

HANCOCK ON MONEY

HANCOCK:

Ha ha ha ha ha! Mine, all mine! My life savings - look at all that lovely loot! Ah, this is very comforting; enough here to get me anything I want in the world but I'm not going to 'cause I'd sooner have the money.

HANCOCK'S FEAR OF THE KNIFE

HANCOCK:

Oh no! Not that! What a way to go! Twelve and a half inches of cold Sheffield across my tonsils!

HANCOCK ON THE EFFECTS OF POISON

HANCOCK:

Poison! He's going to poison me! Twisted up on the floor with my tongue hanging out my cake-hole!