Hancock's Half Hour - No. 43

"THE CRUISE"

[ Available on B.B.C. video: "The Cruise / The Tycoon / The Baby Sitters"; Catalogue No. BBCV5961 ]

HANCOCK LAMENTS A LACK OF HOLIDAY ROMANCE

HANCOCK:

You guaranteed me we were on a good thing!
You said as soon as they throw the ropes over the side at Tilbury they'd be chasing me around the sun deck. It's the only reason I came!

HANCOCK RESISTS UNWANTED ATTENTION

LARGE AMOUROUS WOMAN:

Do a lot of reading, don't you? You'll hurt your eyes, you will .....

HANCOCK:

I'll hurt yours in a minute.

HANCOCK PULLS A BIRD

LARGE AMOUROUS WOMAN:

I'll meet you tonight under the lifeboat, half past twelve.

HANCOCK:

If I'm not there by sunrise don't hang around, will you .....