Hancock's Half Hour - No. 47
HANCOCK WAITS FOR A FOOTBALL RESULT
- Two and a half hours time! I can't wait that long without knowing! I'd be a quivering mass of disintegrated nerve tissue, lying on the floor twitching away in a pile of fag-ends and finger nails!
HANCOCK ON GREEDY RELATIVES
- The noise of two coins rubbing together has always been enough to set the Hancocks on the march.
HANCOCK'S SYMPATHY FOR A LONELY TUNRSTYLE OPERATIVE
- TUNRSTYLE OPERATIVE:
- If you prick me, do I not bleed? If you tickle me, do I not laugh? If you poison me, do I not die?
- I suppose you do. I mean, I'd never really thought about it .....
- SID JAMES:
- Punch him in the fag-hole, see what he does then.