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Hancock's Half Hour - No. 52

"SID IN LOVE"

HANCOCK ON THE GREAT BRITISH FISH 'N' CHIP SHOP

HANCOCK:
Show me anywhere on the continent where I can get grub like this at these prices. Show me, go on. A lump of fish, a shovel full of chips, a pickled onion, a slice of bread and scrape, and a cup of tea: one and eleven. You can't grumble at that.

HANCOCK AS SID JAMES'S MATCH-MAKER

HANCOCK:
How would you like to step out with 'Cary Grant' here?
BUS CONDUCTRESS:
Cary who?
HANCOCK:
Cary Grant!
BUS CONDUCTRESS:
Are you kidding? I'd want a government grant to go out with him!

HANCOCK ON EQUALITY OF THE SEXES

LADY STANDING ON BUS:
If you two were gentlemen you'd get up and offer us your seats.
HANCOCK:
I should think so! You wanted emancipation, you've got it! You can stand there and enjoy it!