Hancock's Half Hour - No. 52

"SID IN LOVE"

HANCOCK ON THE GREAT BRITISH FISH 'N' CHIP SHOP

HANCOCK:

Show me anywhere on the continent where I can get grub like this at these prices. Show me, go on. A lump of fish, a shovel full of chips, a pickled onion, a slice of bread and scrape, and a cup of tea: one and eleven. You can't grumble at that.

HANCOCK AS SID JAMES'S MATCH-MAKER

HANCOCK:

How would you like to step out with 'Cary Grant' here?

BUS CONDUCTRESS:

Cary who?

HANCOCK:

Cary Grant!

BUS CONDUCTRESS:

Are you kidding? I'd want a government grant to go out with him!

HANCOCK ON EQUALITY OF THE SEXES

LADY STANDING ON BUS:

If you two were gentlemen you'd get up and offer us your seats.

HANCOCK:

I should think so! You wanted emancipation, you've got it! You can stand there and enjoy it!