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Hancock's Half Hour - No. 54

"THE LADIES' MAN"

[ Available on B.B.C. video: "The Lift"; Catalogue No. BBCV4038 ]

HANCOCK ON UNGRATEFUL BIRDS

HANCOCK:
You've had a dance, a fish supper and a ride home - what more do you want?
MURIEL:
Oh, that's nice, isn't it? Casting that up in my face! It wasn't much, was it? I've had better nights!
HANCOCK:
You've seen better days too, dear .....

HANCOCK'S MID-LIFE CRISIS

HANCOCK:
When you're thirty-five and birdless the world can be a very lonely place.

HANCOCK COMPLETES A CHARM SCHOOL QUESTIONNAIRE

CHARM SCHOOL SALESMAN:
Are you 'sought out' at parties?
HANCOCK:
No. 'Sorted out' sometimes, and then 'slung out', yes!