Hancock's Half Hour - No. 63

"THE SUCCESSION - SON AND HEIR"

HANCOCK ON THE QUALITIES WOMEN LOOK FOR

HANCOCK:

If you haven't got your hair glued down with great handfuls of jollop the birds walk right past you.

HANCOCK PREDICTS HIS EPITAPH

HANCOCK:

A rough hewn plaque bearing the legend: "He came and he went, and in-between - nothing."

HANCOCK'S LITTLE BLACK BOOK - THE SEARCH FOR A SUITABLE WIFE

HANCOCK:

Elsie Biggs: 42-36- ..... oh no, that's her phone number. Still, I don't fancy her pounding about the house all day long. She's a bit too hefty for me. She had me over a few times.