Hancock's Half Hour - No. 63
"THE SUCCESSION - SON AND HEIR"
HANCOCK ON THE QUALITIES WOMEN LOOK FOR
- If you haven't got your hair glued down with great handfuls of jollop the birds walk right past you.
HANCOCK PREDICTS HIS EPITAPH
- A rough hewn plaque bearing the legend: "He came and he went, and in-between - nothing."
HANCOCK'S LITTLE BLACK BOOK - THE SEARCH FOR A SUITABLE WIFE
- Elsie Biggs: 42-36- ..... oh no, that's her phone number. Still, I don't fancy her pounding about the house all day long. She's a bit too hefty for me. She had me over a few times.