Momus -
"Closer Reprise"

[ from the album "Slender Sherbet" (1995) ]

Lyrics

Ooh it's true:
Girl I'm only doing it to be closer to you

And maybe you're the more-than-slightly over-weight girl, a little mentally retarded perhaps, with a large hairy head, and a-, a little chewing gum stuck on the back, and a coat hanger which you forgot to take off your coat while it was in the wardrobe ..... And I can smell that breath from here

Ooh it's true:               ..... And I can see in six different shades .....
Girl I'm only doing it to be closer to you

What you were eating last night .....